| i rule! |
[Feb. 23rd, 2005|04:55 pm] |
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hey, the boss just took one of my creative suggestions! I told Jess i had it in me, but she kept aggravatingly pointing out my insistence on sending out office memos in 1337sp34k as evidence i didn't have that writers edge. In your face, drinky! |
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| I win. |
[Feb. 6th, 2005|01:36 pm] |
Ah, Superbowl Sunday. I love this day. Because all the sports idiots, jocks, and executives desperately trying to pretend they're still 'real men' are all busy, and i can get my shit done. Laundry? no problem. Mall? Empty of machismo and...well...less idiocy than a normal business day, anyhow. Today is a day above many others for techs. Enjoy.
--Dave |
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| How Kind |
[Dec. 23rd, 2004|01:12 pm] |
I would like to publicly accept my officemate Jess' apology. It seemed heartfelt and sincere. I will take you up on that romulan ale you so kindly offered, and in return i'd like to share with you some new words i've learned, to show you that i do take some of the english lessons you almost infallibly offer me at work. (taken from the google thesaurus:)
Entry: drunk
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: inebriated person
Synonyms: alcoholic, boozehound, boozer, carouser, dipsomaniac, drinker, drunkard, guzzler, inebriate, lush, soak, sot, souse, sponge, wino
Entry: problem drinker
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: alcoholic
Synonyms: barfly, chronic alcoholic, chronic drunk, dipsomaniac, drunkard, hard drinker, heavy drinker, hooch hound, lush, pathological drinker, soak
Aren't words fun?
--Dave |
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| Why? Just...why? |
[Dec. 22nd, 2004|06:40 pm] |
Yknow, i don't deserve this kind of treatment. I do my work, mostly. I don't cause any trouble, mostly. And yet i am the target of the Demon Queen of Liqour's twisted, hung-over machinations. Hey, this google thesaurus really does make me sound smarter! OOoooo, lunchtime.
--Dave |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2004|07:20 pm] |
Ah, another friday surrounded by the technologically inept. I don't mean to sound like a technosnob, but sweet jesus fuck people, it's just a little frazzled XML. not like the goddamn building's on fire. READ THE MANUAL SOMETIME. Maybe i should take a hint from my cellmate here and take up drinkias;lka;
...never mind. going to go ice my arm now. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2004|03:01 am] |
I've fallen. The latest internet fashion (and i blame you, AOL...don't think i don't) has finally gotten it's talons on me. I've created a livejournal. Now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go douche with my new barbie's adventures DVD-ROM.
-Dave |
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